Saturday, July 11, 2009

Ameer dan nenek ikan

Perbualan antara Ameer dan nenek ikan (mak mentua aku, pepandai Ameer bagi gelar) seminggu selepas pak mentua aku meninggal.

Ameer : Nenek ikan, atok botak dah masuk kubur kan? kita dah tak boleh jumpa atok botak lagi.

Nenek ikan : Memang tak boleh jumpa, tapi atuk datang melawat, dia tengok Ameer buat apa.

Ameer : Ohhh! atuk datang jadi hantu ke nenek? eeiii tak nak Ammer takut!

Nenek ikan : eh.. ???? (speechless)

Ini akibatnya selalu nengok citer keliwon!

45 comments:

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ala kasimmmm...buto la mato omak kasim oiii1

along said...

ape di panggil nyer nenek ikan...ermm

ameer2..

best gak panggilan tu kan?

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.::WaNiE::. said...

engko le ni mengajo anak tengok citer antu banyak bebenor :P

is@r said...

Hi,
Salam Perkenalan.
Hehehehe... lawak tol entry u pasai nenek ikan +ameer. My father just passed away, luckily my son didn't reply the same to my mom.

Hehehehe... crita/iklan kat Tv memang mempengaruhi bebudak. Jgn kata budak...mak & bapak budak pun terpengaruh.

Cheers..
Is

Emi Farez said...

hehe! ameer panggil nenek dia nenek ikan sebab nenek dia selalu ajak dia memancing... hehe! Apa nak buat bebudak sekarang x payah nak dia ajar sangat banyak pengaruh lain!

Ahmad Belia said...

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DaniTheGirl said...

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