Perbualan antara Ameer dan nenek ikan (mak mentua aku, pepandai Ameer bagi gelar) seminggu selepas pak mentua aku meninggal.
Ameer : Nenek ikan, atok botak dah masuk kubur kan? kita dah tak boleh jumpa atok botak lagi.
Nenek ikan : Memang tak boleh jumpa, tapi atuk datang melawat, dia tengok Ameer buat apa.
Ameer : Ohhh! atuk datang jadi hantu ke nenek? eeiii tak nak Ammer takut!
Nenek ikan : eh.. ???? (speechless)
Ini akibatnya selalu nengok citer keliwon!
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itula pengaruh tv nama nya.....
wakkakaa. misti nenek ikan tatau samada nak sedih ke nak gelakkan?
nape kene panggil nenek ikan ? ade kolam ikan kat blakang umah ker?
sapa leh yang ajor ameer tgk citer keliwon tuh
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uishh ade ke jadi hantu..tu laa pengaruh tb kan :(
nok, tukarlah wallpaper ko ni...berpinar2 mata aku baca...menghelip wokeyy!
Keliwon kau Emi..kejap ada kejap takde..selamta kembali!
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ape di panggil nyer nenek ikan...ermm
ameer2..
best gak panggilan tu kan?
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Hi,
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Hehehehe... lawak tol entry u pasai nenek ikan +ameer. My father just passed away, luckily my son didn't reply the same to my mom.
Hehehehe... crita/iklan kat Tv memang mempengaruhi bebudak. Jgn kata budak...mak & bapak budak pun terpengaruh.
Cheers..
Is
hehe! ameer panggil nenek dia nenek ikan sebab nenek dia selalu ajak dia memancing... hehe! Apa nak buat bebudak sekarang x payah nak dia ajar sangat banyak pengaruh lain!
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